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Long ago when I began this column, I resolved that I would never ‘out’ someone. Yes, I'd poke fun at, make allusion to, and insinuate with spot-on Page 6 suspicions—but never would I push someone out of the proverbial closet. And today, I’ll continue to honor that promise—but it kills me, deeply and greatly.
Last Thursday, the biggest, best piece of gay gossip dropped into my well-squatted lap. You see, I found myself—as I so often do—sitting at a dinner table of elite, A-list Hollywood movers and shakers, talking shop and sipping chardonnay, as is our way. We warbled the ...
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DICK PIX
How many times have we heard this story: Boy applies for job as a production assistant on a crappy reality TV show. Boy goes in for interview. Boss is a creepy collagen-lipped, pulled-too-tight, far-too-tan hot mess of a mid-50s homosexual. Boy pretends to flirt with Boss, because he really needs the job. Boss makes it clear that Boy will get the job because he's “just so damn adorable.” They exchange numbers. Boss gets hammered and texts Boy not one or two or three—14—pictures of his barely five-inch schlong.
Yes, folks, it's a done-to-death Hollywood sob story. Young ...
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Ab Check I'd like to take a moment and address the two young twinks who stand outside the WeHo 24 Hour Fitness at approximately 3 p.m. every weekday. You may be wondering which two young twinks I am referring to. I am referring to the two blonde-haired, blue-eyed 20-somethings who are quite obviously from a state that teaches creationism; the ones who dilly-dally in front of the bike racks, consistently and repeatedly lifting their cheap tank tops and feeling on each others' barely there abs—not for a quick pat on the manorexic gut, either, but for what borders on ...
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A Stripper's Lizard QueerSay regulars know a lot of things to be true. Although Frontiers keeps my "real identity" well under wraps, hints I've dropped over the years are:a) I am a former television network executive.b) I've thrown up not once or twice, but three times in the Abbey. (Damn, those overpriced, extra-tall martinis!)c) I haven't been kicked out of a circuit party for "indecent exposure"—since 2005. (Yes, I know that's hard to do!)d) I was once slapped on the hand by RuPaul for being "rude" and "un-ladylike!" (Actual quotes)e) Oh, yeah, and I'm ...
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Starbucks Slut
When I write my works of art (like the column you are currently reading), Gossip Gay doesn't like to be alone. I call it my need to socialize, and my therapist calls it low self-esteem; either way, when I put pen to paper, I need to be around hotties.
And that's why I find myself at the Big Gay Starbucks each and every day, sitting at that group table in the center of the caffeine-enthused haunt, pounding away on my iMac. Yes, the eye candy is delicious, but the judgmental stares are paralyzing, especially the glaring queer eyes ...
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Thank you, queerettes, for joining us once again for some WeHo dish! Let's delve right in to the delicious bitchiness!Bus BoyPublic transit. In New York, it's underground sexy. In Chicago, it's legitimately elevated. And in Boston, it's a great place to get laid. But in Los Angeles...it's sad and disgusting. Now before you start writing in and telling us how judgmental, classist, cliche, "so L.A." and gross we are, save the stamp. We know, we know—and we love it! But get real. How many of you enjoy sharing a small, confined space with smelly old men who ...
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Queers and Queer-ettes! Welcome back for your weekly WeHo DL!Love in the WildOh, how we love kitty adoption day at the Petco in WeHo. So many young furry things stumbling around with their claws out, just begging to be loved—and that's just the men! There are free cats too! Yes, so often on Sundays we find ourselves going in, perusing, petting and crying that we can't save them all, but alas, Gossip Gay has already rescued three fine felines and can take in no more. (Now before you start emailing us at Queersay@hotmail.com and calling us a ...
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Hey, queers and queer-ettes! This week, we've got a goodie, so let's get right down to it!Renting...Racism?OK, folks. Rarely does Gossip Gay comment on "news," but we find this late-breaking dish too delicious to ignore! Have y'all heard about (what NBC is calling) the "Rent-a-Rican controversy"? Well, if you're like more than 200,000 YouTube users, then you have not only heard about it but you've witnessed it; and if not, here's the story. Three years ago, The Village Idiots, a now-defunct gay sketch comedy group born from the all-queer Village Variety Pack Variety Hour at (duh!) The ...
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Welcome back, readers! For some of the latest and greatest gossip from the WeHo not-so-famous underbelly, here's a few of our favorite tragic tales and bizarre to-dos from this week!A-Lister A$$hole$Yes, Gossip Gay is beautiful, hot and everything you're not. But we're still only a WeHo B-gay. You see, after we sashayed off of the circuit party scene, we were quickly banned from all things six-pack sexy; yes, our A-list gay card was quickly and queerly revoked. But that doesn't stop us from sauntering down the boulevard and partying like a homo-rockstar—which means, on a typical Sunday, ...
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Happy new year to all Gossip Gay's friends and fans out there. It's a new year and a new you, right? (While the truth is that many of you will return to being drunken, mean fatties by February, we encourage you to stick with the disillusionment of sexyback-ness for this fabulous month! We know we are!) Over the holiday, we heard a few tragic tales from the underbelly of WeHo and here's some of our favorites!Noah's Arc at MarshallsWe've all heard the tale—after the great flood, Noah walked his animals into the arc two by two. Apparently, the ...
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