How do I get into this day care?
6/18/2013 7:15:00 AM
Day care worker accused of drugging snacks to get the kids to sleep.
I know that this is serious but FREE DRUGS AND NAP TIME!
Cap'n my cap'n!
6/18/2013 7:04:00 AM
Seems that Cap'n Crunch ain't no captain! Just a commander! 3 stripes not 4! All these years of deceit! Oh and next you will tell me Elmo is a child moles...ner'mind.
Rockstars wedding pictures
6/17/2013 7:26:00 AM
Are just like your aunt Lucy's, well except Tommy Lee's.
Check out flavorwire's 25 rockstar wedding photos.
Kim Deal has quit the Pixies
6/14/2013 2:06:00 PM
And I do so hope she kicked black francis in the fuggin junk on her way out the door!
BUT it's FRIDAY SO LET'S DANCE:
Iz 2 Chainz 2 scared 2 admit he got 2 jacked?
6/13/2013 12:27:00 PM
Here is a link to the whole 2 Chainz saga. Rumor had it (and by rumor we mean a police report) that 2 Chainz and hiz band of merry men got jacked on Howard Ztreet right here in my lovely home town of dontcallitFRIZCO, but Mr. Chainz zaid on his Twitter that none of that ERRRRRRRhappened. Well, when I checked the google map ztreet view of the addrezz, it zure lookz to me like they were outside of a medical maryjane dizpencery, which had cameraz all over, and got the jacking on video.(He alzo mentionz the great weed we have here and how high they got while in dontcallitFRIZCO). There is alzo a rumor he got arrezted for sizzurp, or purple drank, also which he deniez on his Twitter. He ztill sayz (on Twitter) that none of that happened, even with photographic evidence, zo all I can deduce iz that ...
Errrrryone is talking about the nakkid, erect, pissing, sexual assualt attempting 16th street BART dude.
6/12/2013 7:38:00 AM
It was 4 Fridays ago here in San Francisco, and I missed him by less than a half hour. There were still system announcements that the trains were late due to "police activity" at 16th Street BART. Well, the station attendant got a video, sadly it's sideways, but it still shows the craziness of this man's actions and the total lack of police. Be VERY aware this guy is naked and cray, so don't watch if that's not your thing:
Hilary Clinton is tweeting now.
6/10/2013 1:24:00 PM
You best listen up.
Happy birthday, The Purple one.
6/7/2013 11:33:00 AM
Superbowl halftime 2007. He is doing this in the (purple) rain and in heels.
Sorry this is only the first part, the purple one has issues with his likeness being on the intertubes for all of us to enjoy. So for his bday. ENJOY.
If you have not watched this:
6/6/2013 12:52:00 PM
Dear BEER companies HINT HINT
6/6/2013 12:43:00 PM
Coca-cola comes up with a bottle made of ice.