Jackie Beat
1/6/2014
If this were speed dating, how would you describe yourself to a complete stranger in just one sentence? Can I quote you? “Middle-aged Barbie!” If you could watch only one movie every single day for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? I have to pick two that are completely different. Death Becomes Her because it never ceases to make me laugh, and Kill Bill. I think it’s the best streamlined revenge story, and I love watching women kick ass! If I must pick only one, then Kill Bill. Hold onto your seat, it’s about to get real. What’s your favorite color? And think of a pretentious new name for it. Purple. And “EveryOtherColorIsBoring!” Complete the sentence, “I could not live without …” Foreskin! Which celebrity would you have wild, passionate, dirty animal sex with? Joe Manganiello of True Blood and Magic Mike. What song title could also be the name of your autobiography? “I Want Your Hands on Me” by Sinéad O’Connor.
Describe, in detail, your “death row meal.” Filet mignon cooked medium-rare, asparagus with lemon and garlic, roasted red potatoes, greasy garlic bread and pecan pie with a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Karamel Sutra Ice Cream. If you could come back in your next life as anyone or anything, who or what would you be? One of Dale Bozzio’s cats. Worst job you’ve ever had? Waiting tables at the Cheesecake Factory in Marina del Rey.
Share your favorite beauty tip with us. Calendula cream! Who or what is your spirit animal? My childhood cat, Felicity. Yes, I named my cat Felicity! Gay? Tell me a secret! I’m not really blonde … or 23. Shhhh! Finally, be a total shameless whore and plug whatever you want. I’m performing with you at Casita del Campo on Sunday, Jan. 19 at 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. in a show called Sister from Another Mister. For tickets or more info, people can visit MissJackieBeat.com/schedule.
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