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Jackie Beat

Blonde Bombshell
Don’t let the name fool you—The World Famous *BOB* is all woman
Jackie Beat
6/3/2014

(photo by Diedre Schoo)

Best known for her over-the-top image and the incredible ability to mix martinis in her cleavage, The World Famous *BOB* has captivated audiences all over the world with her unique burlesque stylings, humorous performance art and MC skills. She’s currently creating a new show, Granny Chaser, but we caught up with her and asked her a few titilating questions.

If this were speed dating, how would you describe yourself to a complete stranger in just one sentence? Big titty bouncin’, granny-chasin’, baby animal-lovin’, F to F professional blonde spectacle. 

If you could watch only one movie every single day for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? Pink Flamingos by John Waters, because when I saw it at 13 I realized there were other people out there like me! 

Hold onto your seat, because it’s about to get real. What’s your favorite color? And think of a pretentious new name for it. Hot Pussy Pink!

Complete the sentence: “I could NOT live without…” My very hairy family—Movie Star my toy poodle, named after blond bombshell Liz Renay’s dog from the 1950s; my handsome kitty boys, Monkey and Colbert; and my sexy “husbear” Bearik!

What celebrity would you like to have wild, passionate dirty animal sex with? Dolly Parton. I bet she could teach me some tricks, and afterwards we could swap wigs!

What song title could also be the name of your autobiography? “The Girl Can’t Help It” by Little Richard.

Describe, in detail, your death row meal. A hot fiesta plate straight out of the oven, heavy with melted cheese, snuggly embraced by slightly crispy corn tortillas with a side of guacamole the consistency of mousse and a tall, icy glass of horchata. For dessert I would have a slice of strawberry shortcake Italian wedding cake and a kiss.

If you could come back in your next life as anyone or anything, who or what would you be? Oh, I already have this all planned out. Me and Movie Star are coming back together, but in switched places. Next time I get to be the poodle!

Worst job you’ve ever had? I picked grapes at a vineyard once for extra money in California before I started my performance career, and it was literally back-breaking work! You hang off the back of a truck and bend to grab the grapes, throwing them into the truck bed. It was me and a group of hot, sweaty Mexican men in the hot sun for hours. Every time I have grapes in my mouth I still think of them.

Share your favorite beauty tip with us. Sleep. I love it so much! Honestly, just sleep, drink water and no drugs. That’s it!

Who or what is your spirit animal? My spirit animal is Lisa Frank.

Tell me a secret! I’m a girl.

Finally, be a total shameless whore and plug whatever you want. Two really exciting things are happening in my world right now! First is the film Exposed by Beth B. Second is the book Shoot the Arrow: A Portrait of the World Famous *BOB* by Amy Touchette. And to catch me onstage, be sure to check out theworldfamousbob.com.


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