Following Texas Governor Rick Perry’s recent comments comparing homosexuality to alcoholism, and utter failure to apologize for them, Funny or Die have put together the inevitable parody video of the situation.

The clip shows Perry dealing with a crowd of reporters pushing him on the finer details of the link between being gay and being alcoholic. The journalists go from wondering about whether Perry was worried about people driving while gay to questioning whether it would be acceptable to have “a dick or two with dinner.”

Watch the video below while we wait to see if Perry will give in and backtrack on his comments.